"I'm surprised there's a tattoo shop in [our town]. I thought [our town] was too classy for a tattoo shop," said the woman standing in our tattoo shop holding her four-month old baby.
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"Believe me, I'm not another one of those chicks who gets tiny birds tattooed on her, this actually means something to me," said the chick getting tiny birds tattooed on her.
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"I can't spend that much, you can lower the price a little," said the guy with shitty homemade tattoos.
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"I had two kids with no anesthesia, so I can take pain," bragged the woman just before she complained about the pain through all five minutes of an infinity sign on her wrist.
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"I'm really picky about who I let tattoo me," said the guy who rolled up his sleeve and showed me three of the shittiest basement tattoos I've seen in years.
