This guy walks into the shop. He stands maybe 5'6", stocky, with short, bleach-blonde spiky hair. He's wearing a black, super-tight muscle tee, skintight flared jeans with a wide, studded leather belt and pointy-toed, shiny black leather boots. He asks about the industrial piercing, and then asks, "Is that gonna make me look gay?"
No, sir. Not at all.